Delivery & Returns

We have 4 shipping rates which are as follows:
$15.95 standard shipping – All bongs and large items
$8.95 standard shipping – All other products
$30 – Express shipping – 
FREE standard shipping Australia-wide applies to orders over $100
Orders are shipped daily on weekdays from our Port Kennedy warehouse (excluding public holidays in WA). Express post orders placed before 2pm weekdays, will leave our warehouse on the same day. Express orders placed after 2pm will be shipped the following business day. Orders with standard shipping will be processed after express orders, and there may be a dispatch delay on these depending on the quantity of express orders, which take priority.
Please note, that if you choose to pay by direct bank deposit, your order will not be shipped until funds have cleared in our account. 
Drama Llama does not ship out side of Australia.
Standard shipping 
Due to the current congestion of parcels, Australia Post have advised that delivery delays are to be expected.
For more information, check out their updates here:
Express Shipping 
Due to the current congestion of parcels, Australia Post have advised that delivery delays are to be expected.
For more information, check out their updates here:
Some products, such as gas-filled lighters, butane gas, Randy’s Black Label Cleaner and Orange Chronic Cleaner are considered Dangerous Goods due to flammable contents. 
For that reason, these items cannot be shipped with Express Post, or air mail and cannot be delivered to Parcel lockers. As they cannot travel by air, we are also unable to ship to Tasmania or overseas. 
These products are required to be delivered by road freight with Star Track, and may take slightly longer to arrive, depending on your location.
For express orders containing these items, Either your whole order will travel express by road with Star Track – (which will still be faster than standard shipping, but may take an extra couple of days more than regular Express Post, depending on your location), OR your order will ship by Express Post, and the flammable items will be sent separately by road, arriving a couple days later than the rest of your items. Please check Star Track website for delivery estimate to your location. 
Please note: bookings for collection of dangerous goods packages are made at 12pm daily. If your order is made after this time frame, and we have no prior orders booked that day for collection, your order will ship next business day.
Your Details: 
Please ensure that you check that your address details are accurate and correct when placing an order, so that it can be delivered. It’s also important that you use your real name on your order – If the parcel is for any reason undeliverable and goes to a post office, you will need ID in that name to collect your parcel.
Return to Sender: 
If a parcel is un-deliverable or not collected from a post office, it will be returned to sender. We will contact you if we receive your order back to let you know. If the return was due to postie error, or error at our end that your parcel was returned, we will re-ship it for free. If it was due to error at your end, such as wrong address or not collecting your parcel, and you would like your order re-shipped, you will be required to pay another shipping fee. We can invoice you for this & will re-ship once the fee is paid. Alternatively we can refund your items, minus 15% restocking fee. 
Will my order be shipped discreetly and unmarked?
Of course! We pack and send all orders in plain, generic packaging. You can get your order shipped to your workplace and there won’t be any branding that says Drama Llama. We continue to maintain our discreet and unmarked packaging to give you confidence when ordering from our site. The sender name is Port Kennedy Online and we ship like regular parcels with Australia Post.
How will I know if my order has been sent to me?
Don’t worry, we’ll send you a shipping confirmation email with your tracking number once your order has been shipped. You can also log into your account which will show you the status of your order at any time.
Can I track my order?
Of course, we’ll send you a tracking number for your order in an email once it’s shipped and you can check the status on the Australia Post website. 
What happens if I’m not home when my order is delivered?
For proof of delivery reasons we require a signature upon delivery. If no one is home to sign for your parcel, and there is not a safe place for the postie to leave it, it will be taken to your closest Australia Post outlet. A postcard should be left for you, letting you know where to pick up your parcel from, but if not, you can still track your parcel’s location online.
I haven’t received my order yet, where is it!?
We try to make our delivery estimates as accurate as possible. Keep in mind though, deliveries can be delayed in the post especially around the busy times. Allow extra time for public holidays. Please check the status of your order on the Australia Post website using your tracking details provided by email. If you have any questions about your order, please contact us at
Can I return my order?
Due to the nature of the items we sell, unfortunately we’re unable to accept most returns, especially if they are used. Please ensure you select the correct items before placing your order. If you have any questions about an item, you can email us at or call or text us before placing your order, or if there are any issues with your items once received. Returned items will incur a 15% restocking fee. Shipping fees will not be refunded. 
If you have changed your mind about an item, and it is still brand new and completely unused, we can exchange or credit for the item, but we do not refund for Change Of Mind purchases. These returns are at your own postage cost. Include your name and order number and a note requesting credit or exchange. Please ensure that the items are adequately packaged for postage in the way they were received by you. If the item arrives broken due to not being packaged appropriately, it will not be eligible for credit or exchange.
My item is faulty, can I get an exchange or refund?
We will refund, credit or replace any items that are found to be faulty on arrival, or within the warranty period (on warranty applicable items). If you feel your item is faulty, please contact us as soon as possible at 
Please include photos of the fault if applicable. We’ll assess your query and if it’s found to be faulty, or we need to physically assess it, we’ll be in touch with you to let you know what the next step is.
My item is broken!
While all care is taken with packaging of fragile items, breakages may occur in transit. If your item has arrived broken or damaged, please contact us as soon as possible at Include photos of the broken or damaged item/s. We have a Replacement Guarantee for items which arrive broken or damaged.
Please inspect your items thoroughly on arrival. If you do not report any problems with your item when you receive it, we assume that you received it in good working order without damage. We have no responsibility to provide refunds, exchange or credit for items that you have damaged or broken yourself after the fact.